why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Cover your peen. We're going out.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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