Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
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I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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