I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I have fence marks all over my body
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Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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