is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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