I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
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hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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