I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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