You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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