barbara walters just said penis...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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