I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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