But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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