Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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