i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
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But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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