So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
