Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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