Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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