If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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