Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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