I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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