Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
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The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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