C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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