Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It's shark week go big or go home
I love you. Go after that dick
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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