I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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