So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I had to cum in my sink.
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