The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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