C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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