Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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