you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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