Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
