You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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