i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
