am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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