If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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