If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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