it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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