I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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