Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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