Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
worst night to have a conscience
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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