if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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