Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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