Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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