what day is it and did you see me today?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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