??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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