This girl is more easily done than said...
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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