like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
