He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
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Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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