i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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