The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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