Your face is a jimmy john
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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