Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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