Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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