M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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