Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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