There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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