Don't you send me to vm
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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