I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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