i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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