apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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