So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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